“Now it’s clear why Americans are so weak in soccer. You can’t move the net there.”

People who care about the TRUTH.

This is because men's hockey had barely started and there had already been a bunch of figure skating, including the full Team Figure Skating, over two days. I promise you that next week this looks completely different, especially in Canada.

Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,
Give it away give it away give it away give it away now,

- Peyton Manning's game plan.

Without a serious rooting interest (I slightly favor Seattle because I'm a Steelers fan who feels bad about 2005 who also appreciates an awesome defense. Also, the Sonics.) I'm really, really enjoying watching the Broncos fuck up in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. Praying for a blocked field goal/punt to complete the journey.

Eisenberg will speak at normal speed after Snyder uses his patented extreme slo-mo. They complement each other perfectly. Plus, Eisenberg has a long neck. It'll look great when Supes snaps it at the end of the movie.

Why does everyone consider Zuckerburg the villain of that film? He built and designed the website himself; those who made him an enemy were, on the other hand, talentless hacks.

Because the Internet is always right.

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well, queso is clearly gonnna beat ranch so there is some justice in this world

Oh great, let's increase to the insane dogpile on unattractive "nice" men.

I hate the term friendzone.

I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley.

Haha, that was great. Here's another hilarious NFL-themed bad lip reading I heard about:

If by sabotage you mean helping out more sick kids, then yes, it is indeed sabotage.

I'm pretty sure those two are with a group from Miami. Look at the Marlins fan seated right behind them.

I thought you said you were retiring from public life.

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Well, since this is out in the wild, I'd like to introduce all of you to the newest member of our family.

It appears this guy is butt hurt.