This was actually great, because since the draft I’ve been trying to figure out why the name Vincent Valentine sounded so familiar, and you finally gave me the context to pin it down.
Surely you mean Nick Valentine (unless you’re talking about the Final Fantasy vampire or the defensive tackle the Patriots just drafted).
without having to swallow nearly all of his contract
The omission of “racquetball” is shocking. An absolutely damning indictment of this list.
Elder Maxson’s desire to destroy all synths becomes a lot more understandable when you consider that he looks like the evil twin of Oscar Isaac from Ex Machina.
This is particularly noteworthy because Blandino emphatically denied it in January.
Hoop kid’s afraid to leave his hoop! Hoop kid’s afraid to leave his hoop!
Honestly, who in their right mind thinks, "I better make something up, no one will ever believe that people from the St. Louis area are intolerant!"
14. Getting hit by a car.
"And this steelbook is where I'd put my copy of Wolfenstein."
This part of the original story isn't getting the attention it deserves:
Admittedly, I have no retort for that.
But it's not "buffalo wing dip." It's buffalo chicken dip. As in, buffalo chicken is an ingredient. And just like you can name off crap cakes, crap dip, crab quiche, etc, I can name off buffalo chicken salad, buffalo chicken wrap, buffalo chicken pizza, and, of course, buffalo chicken dip.
As a Maryland resident I can assure you that crab is also a "perfectly adequate foodstuff," so I think the point is moot.
Same guy?
The real winner in this draw will be American alcohol distributors.
Is it finally time for Bryant McKinnie to get in on his own merits?
Yes, let's listen to baseball writers complain about who baseball writers are keeping out of the Hall of Fame. No irony here whatsoever.