I love this one so much.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Marc Trestman looks like Amber Rayne's creepy uncle.

Remember when you were a kid and you got invited to dinner at your friend's house, and then your friend's parents spent the whole evening screaming at each other? Remember how awkward that night was? Lou Merloni remembers.

Worst Game clearly has to be the Syracuse/Marquette Elite 8 game. I sat through that abomination at the Verizon Center and I can tell you that by the end of the game we were pretty much just rooting for more missed baskets and a record setting low score. If you're going to sit through an abortion of a game, might as…

Whoa whoa whoa. "Our best football novel?" Last I checked Monday Night Jihad hasn't been optioned into a movie yet.

Nah, I think it's just stylistic. If you look at the Human Revolution cover, the A in 'Human' is replaced by a triangle as well.

Yeah, that's the only way I know of as well, I'm just curious what would happen if he willingly abandoned the basepath and never touched home plate. I have a feeling that would be a very lengthy umpire conference.

Even Venable fell for it and slowed up, which makes me wonder: what if Ozuna had pretended to catch the ball and Venable believed it and just headed back to the dugout? Is he out? I'd really like to know the answer to this now.

Bucknell (11): highest seed a Patriot League team has earned since 2006. As sad as I feel getting excited over an 11 seed, it's kind of nice to see.

I live in DC and they aren't that hard to find here. Definitely was easier when I was in New England but I figured they were pretty much everywhere by now.

True, they are harder to find outside of New England. But damned if I don't try every fall.

Well now I'm hungry. WHY ARE THEY SO FAR AWAY.

Apple Cider donuts, man. A glaring, GLARING omission.

I mean, it was obviously a douchebag question, but "answering a douchebag question without being an asshole" is not what "humble" means. Though I do give him credit for not stooping to that level. Cheers.

And apparently you don't know what it means either. To be humble is to be deferential or modest about your achievements. Puffing out your chest about your achievements is not being humble. Claiming to be humble because you don't brag about a subject in which you have nothing worth bragging about is just stupid.

I'm not sure you understand what "humble" means.

Harbaugh's flag throwing motion is basically identical to my beer pong throwing motion.

I really wish I had been able to spend more time on this.

/cringes