The IMDB synopsis is fucking awesome:

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Paul Pierce was the finals MVP in 08. But ok.

Beuerlein is a Notre Damer, so he’s probably guilty of something.

Why is Steve Beuerlein featured so prominently in the photo at the top? Wouldn’t it be better to use a picture where Stephen White isn’t a secondary figure and one that doesn’t make me initially think that Steve Beuerlein is being accused of child abuse?

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

How did you fuck up a Back to the Future 88mph reference?

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Can I go ahead and coin the term “Sur-Drive-al Horror”?

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

I cannot believe I had to scroll this far down to find another person going “AVERY. BROOKS.”

That’s Tom Brady’s voice, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having heard a lot of fake accents in my time