Real Genius, because popcorn is totally scientific, right?

So is she racist or correct?

Fear and respect the escalator.

"I'm not sure if the guy restraining her was her husband or not—they weren't sitting right next to each other"

They can investigate all they want, but they won't find any clue-wies. :/

No. I was being completely serious. No man has ever gotten drunk and fought another man at a sporting event. You are delusional if you believe otherwise. You should consider psychiatric treatment, because you imagine things to be that aren't actually real.

See? This is why women should NOT be allowed to watch football. No man would ever get hammered and attack an opposing fan like that. All that estrogen only leads to drunken stadium brawls. It's science, man.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Mostly straight guys, and they always at the very least touch and play with them a little. Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head....

Not saying he is gay or isn't gay, but why are you now trusting what an athlete says?

• TRIED TO OPEN DOOR WITH PENIS, TOO HOT, SCALDED PENIS

am I the only one who doesn't get the hype behind Gruden as a head coach? Dude was 57-55 and after winning one Super Bowl with Tampa, he only made the playoffs twice, losing in the wild card round each time

Shanahan has two Super Bowl wins from when he inherited a team with John fucking Elway and Terrell Davis. It pisses me off so much when people try to act like Shanahan had a lot to do with that. He's Barry Switzer, but Switzer (rightly) never got any credit. Fuck Mike Shanahan, his ridiculous tan, and the undeserved…

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie. Period. Honorable mentions go to Jingle All The Way and A Charlie Brown Christmas.

I don't believe lasers actually go pewpew.

4 yards and someone else getting the ball is how every Stevan Ridley video ends

Sorry, I'm so confused by all this. When did Stuart Scott ever play for the Cubs?

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Looking back on my childhood now and wondering who thought this was appropriate character design for 5- to 10-year-olds.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.