"A-C-L! A-C-L! A-C-L! FUCK U! FUCCCCKKKKKKKKK U!"

MATRIX-ESQUE DODGE

The start of Mass Effect 3. That little kid... I had to take a break after I was tortured with that. I partly blame the music.

Iraqis seem to think they're the bomb.

Hold that thought.... let me run it by Roger Goodell to get his opinion

How will they get shafted? It's not like the league is proposing to euthanize the player that the Steelers *would* have taken.

0:26 "Dontrelle Willis better go find his helmet!"

Someone more competent with gifs needs to combine this with Mike Tomlin jumping out of the way

I didn't know George Patton, but I respect the shit out of him. You don't need to know someone personally to respect them.

I used to really respect Mike Tomlin. This is just really scummy.

This nominee is the id of Deadspin. Vote yes or GTFO.

If the Manti Te'o story was the Hall of Fame touchdown, this tweet was the Hall of Fame extra point

Coach K knows as well as anyone that you can't win at the college level with out some "meat 'n potatoes" players. After all, he is a Mick.

It makes perfect sense that he shills McDonald's Mighty Wings, which are also just a mildly interesting thing.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

without this...we would have never had this

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

I would put good money that people who vote "NO" on the buttfumble also have actual Baseball HOF votes.

I guess you've got two choices. Either a gigantic ass, or Brandon Moore's butt.

We're not doing that anymore.