I love Garak as much as anyone, but for me there's only one answer.

This part of the original story isn't getting the attention it deserves:

Admittedly, I have no retort for that.

But it's not "buffalo wing dip." It's buffalo chicken dip. As in, buffalo chicken is an ingredient. And just like you can name off crap cakes, crap dip, crab quiche, etc, I can name off buffalo chicken salad, buffalo chicken wrap, buffalo chicken pizza, and, of course, buffalo chicken dip.

As a Maryland resident I can assure you that crab is also a "perfectly adequate foodstuff," so I think the point is moot.

My theory (SPOILERS, obviously):

Same guy?

The real winner in this draw will be American alcohol distributors.

Is it finally time for Bryant McKinnie to get in on his own merits?

Under the age of 10? The Great Mouse Detective. Say what you will! Ratigan was a scary dude!

Yes, let's listen to baseball writers complain about who baseball writers are keeping out of the Hall of Fame. No irony here whatsoever.

Came here to comment about Tau Zero. Made my day to see that there was only one comment and that's exactly what it was about. Hugely underappreciated book in my opinion.

I love this one so much.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Marc Trestman looks like Amber Rayne's creepy uncle.

Remember when you were a kid and you got invited to dinner at your friend's house, and then your friend's parents spent the whole evening screaming at each other? Remember how awkward that night was? Lou Merloni remembers.

Worst Game clearly has to be the Syracuse/Marquette Elite 8 game. I sat through that abomination at the Verizon Center and I can tell you that by the end of the game we were pretty much just rooting for more missed baskets and a record setting low score. If you're going to sit through an abortion of a game, might as…

Whoa whoa whoa. "Our best football novel?" Last I checked Monday Night Jihad hasn't been optioned into a movie yet.

Was just going to say this. One of the funniest movies of all time, but they had absolutely no idea how to end it.

Yeah. I'm STILL depressed about the way that just fizzled and died.