I want to see that so bad!

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said…

I did not make this

Just a couple of old bros high fiving in the student section.

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

I keep trying to brush this...string?...off.

+1

He's actually the chairman of the Louisiana RNC. His name is Chad, he's 19, and he is majoring in communications.

I've NEVER seen the Chancellor of LSU wear a baseball cap!

Yeah...totally weird...how did they let that black guy get so close to the field? I thought this was an SEC game. Aren't they only allowed to A. play, or B. sit in the upper level?

The first cardinal sin was being Facebook-invited. If she can't afford to send you an invite in the mail or isn't close enough to you to know your address, then you can't be bothered to attend. Add to that the (egregious IMO) begging for gifts and the fact that it's a second baby—nope nope nope. Most of the big baby…

She's a wild beast. Can't you just unfollow this event and never mention it? The paper "no thanks" is my best Emily Post response though.

Hoo boy. I don't have any good advice, but here's a squeeze-of-solidarity from an internet stranger.

The documentary "Man on Wire." It sounds boring (or at least it did to me at first), but OH MY GOD. I literally clapped, alone, in my bedroom.

Nope nope nope! This is so tacky. I would decline and not feel a bit bad about it.

Blazing Saddles.

may i present:

Ugh, I would not go. Those are cardinal sins for a reason.

Anyone who doesn't reference Hedley Lamarr on this page is a jerk.

That's Hedley.