FakePlasticTree
FakePlasticTree
FakePlasticTree

"I've seen some shit, man."

That was...the weirdest thing I've gone out of my way to look at. I'm not sure how I feel about my life choices right now.

This honestly saddens me. I have no problem with people working in porn - if they want to. I hope Ms. Jameson gets some help.

MOTOWN PHILLY BACK AGAIN

I love everything about her hair in this shot.

The only way Miley would shock us at this point is if she came to an awards show either wearing only a speculum at full gape, or a shroud. We get it, Miley.

I thought this was Adam Sandler at first glance.

What is his purpose these days. Yes, he has god given good looks. But hasn't been a top model in a decade, doesn't act and hasn't parlayed his fame into anything else except showing up to events with that face..

The fabric and weird puff on the sleeve reminds me of a bridesmaids dress. I get what she's going for, but the shininess of the fabric screams bad taffeta.

Rant from an old, here: stand up straight, girl! You compromise the intricate structure of that dress by slouching.

You were clearly born after 1990 : )

Dodai, I'ma let you finish...because I get everything you're saying, but I really like this.

Turning in their graves. Please stop, Miley. No, seriously. Just stop.

This dress would be perfect if it was shorter and bit more fitted in the collar.

It looks like she bought that dress at the mall in Long Island.

Does purposefully bad taste make it any less bad taste? No, I don't think so.

Mona Lisa smile.

don't think I've ever seen anyone as baby-faced as Ariana Grande. She looks like an actual child in that picture.

Looks like he ate chicken and wiped his greasy hands on his pants.

I suggested we stop calling it "fashion" and just call it, "clothes and hair being worn". Fashion is far, far away from most of it. Unfortunately, the statement wear is only stating, "I have no idea what I'm doing in this closet and/or But pay fucking attention to MMEEEEEE, as I bore you with the same thing since the