it's funny to me that we're all still shocked that Tom Cruise is TOTALLY DELUSIONAL.
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I sent a text to a friend two weeks ago that actually read, "How does Carson Daly have two jobs and I can't even get one?"
Who are all these "It's just a monkey" people? Who the hell are you? What planet do you come from? Are you sick in the head? Completely oblivious to issues of race in the United States?
It contains 12% formaldehyde, which is embalming fluid.
For everyone saying, "Couldn't this just be a harmless picture of an actual monkey?" please note 1) hoop earrings, 2) nose ring, 3) heavy gold jewelry around neck, 4) gold tooth, 4) pronounced arm muscles.
Err, Burt, how did we get from :
Well I guess Tom Cruise deserves a free lunch at Chili's on Veterans Day for all his hard acting because playing a solider for millions of dollars is totes the same as being in a war zone with live rounds and IEDs and no stuntmen.
Please, fifteen minutes into boot camp and he'd be on the side of the road crying and screaming for invisible assistants to bring him water.
Listen Betsy Riley, if you're so confident that your hair treatment is safe, then why aren't you more vocal about telling people about what actually involves? And that salons offering the service have already been fined for it?
Oh, right because it involves spritzing people's hair with 12% formaldehyde and is against…
If he were here, he would give you a lifeless, monotone talking to, young lady!
Tom Cruise couldn't handle one day in the Infantry, let alone a deployment.
BUT WHAT DOES ANGIE THINK ABOUT JEN'S NEW HAIRCUT?
I can't believe that Carson Daly is still relevant and is still hosting. He fucking sucks.
Unless the Alanis musical involves Dave Coulier in some way, I am NOT INTERESTED.
I got a Brazilian blowout, and everything was okay. UNTIL I got my hair colored again. Then, it all broke off. My guess is it was the blowout with something else. It killed her hair. So, she had to get it chopped off. I did, too. It's finally grown back out.
It's like she always needs to remind everybody how much she loves gay people...
You know what would be great? If we had open, honest discussions about marijuana. If people actually acknowledged that marijuana dependency is a thing, but it's not as severe as the media makes it out to be, but that doesn't mean it should be minimized. Meanwhile, let's stop acting like a largely clinically untested…
As a straight person, I agree that she panders to the gay community even though it doesn't really have anything to do with me. When you compare her to say, Cher, Bette Midler or Celine Dion, their support for the gay community doesn't come off as pandering like Gaga does.
I don't know what Gaga's deal is but it must be exhausting to be constantly pretending to be interesting.