It's better than the usual, but I still wish it was "I'm sorry I said it" instead of "I am sorry to anyone I hurt." He should be sorry regardless of whether anyone felt hurt. It was a shitty thing to say either way. But yeah, better than the norm.

So like, one subway stop is fancier than another because it only has one human being's urine in the corner instead of multiple contributions. Gotcha.

I feel like that's backwards?

I've been to Waffle Houses throughout the South, and "fancy" never came to mind. I feel like I missed out on something.

Bickford's is only left in a few towns in Massachusetts, except for one New Hampshire location. They're going the way of Abdow's, I think. R.I.P. Big Boy.

Diner solidarity here. In my area of Connecticut, Denny's is your 24-hour choice *if* your town doesn't have an all-night diner. I've only done a midnight stumble for Moons Over My Hammy once, but I have a favorite recuperation booth and TV volume setting at my nearest diner. Why anyone would get reheated…

I guess we must have IHOP in Connecticut, at least according to the map, but hell if I can mentally place one. Denny's is the usual 24-hour drunk spot here if your town doesn't have an all-hours diner.

I've long suspected that the older, aristocratic, New York-based television host with an Asian fetish who's always showing up in blind items is Lipton. Now you're making me wonder even more.

1) Don't pirate shit on company computers, resulting in the entire network being infected, costing us thousands of dollars and making all of our files inaccessible for two days, which omg I still want to kill the little shit for I NEEDED MY FILES.

I sincerely think that for a lot of non-believers, it's just a phrase and doesn't carry weight. There's this weird cultural expectation that people say it after disasters.

If Jesus sent Hurricane Sandy after the liberals in New York, AND He sent the tornado after the conservatives in Oklahoma, what does this say about His voter affiliation?

For reading comment threads in particular, this displays like shit on my Kindle Fire HD. Also god-awful on my Android phone. Since I do most of my browsing away from my laptop, I think this is going to severely cut into my Gawker Media time-wasting. I've already pretty much given up on Deadspin. It would be really…

Thank you.

Have you ever read CAndy slash? It is...intense. Yes.

What the hell color is that for Connecticut, Rhode Island, and New Jersey? Moderate improvement? It's making me disbelieve everything my 5th grade social studies teacher taught us about using the key.

I was hoping someone would have posted this already. <3

Should not be occasional. Trust your instincts.

He went through a chubby phase in the late '90s/early '00s — you can see it big-time in YouTube clips from back then — but he's slimmed down and toned up a *lot* since the whole "Tonight Show" debacle. I saw his tour documentary, and you can actually see him getting slimmer and firmer as the tour goes on due to how…

Conan's had the six-pack for a while now. His surprisingly good body has been something of a running joke on the show for a while; he often invites guests to feel his stomach. He also stripped down recently with Ricky Gervais.

As an actual Calhoun, I still have no idea what OP's talking about.