Nope, it was the premature baby; you got the right link and I had mentally messed up the details. I knew it was something involving a baby but for some reason had miscarriage in mind, probably because that is a known complication with celiac. Either way, it's horrible and the guy should burn for it.

Willie is tons of fun — I miss him at 5 AM on MSNBC — but I don't think he can do hard interviews very well. They'd have to use Natalie for those. But yeah, a Willie/Natalie fest would be wonderful.

There was a bakery in North Carolina that got shut down a couple years ago because they were loading their "gluten-free" breads with gluten to make them tastier and therefore win over more customers. A pregnant woman who ate there got so ill that she miscarried. The baker claimed they didn't know that feeding people…

You're usually a page (gofer) at that age, not an intern. I suspect she was a copy girl or something else along those lines, not someone doing more meaningful office work or anything with constituents/lobbyists.

Well, I gotta think all those queer Boy Scouts are cool with it.

Well, I mean, *sometimes* the media screw up stories, but never ones about SCIENCE!

Oh, I'm sure he does. I wasn't under the impression that he /only/ photographs her this way.

This petition to make R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" the new national anthem is probably the only meaningful Internet petition I've ever seen: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-r-kellys-2003-hit-ignition-remix/Rm8SC7FP

Oh, Jezebel, you never fail.

I completely got that...but I'm saying I'd love to see a natural shot of her *as well* just because she's so stinking cute. Good lord.

I want to see a normal picture of her. I want to see her smile!

I saw a rat once outside the Friendly's in Torrington that was the size of Bristol's inferiority complex, so not quite "nothing."

Since this is fashion we're talking about, I feel like this isn't a stupid question:

Tammy-hater.

I'm a former CT legislative intern who later worked there for three years.

I love JCPenney, even though my label-minded friends always give me shit for it. It's like the only place where I can find tall-length pants that aren't mom jeans. And I can get nice sweaters there for under $30, which is kinda my litmus test for whether I like a store.

In all fairness, though: What makes people think it's just Jezebel that doesn't like her? It's true of pretty much every website I visit.

Pictured: Sandra Bullock auditions for the leading role in a WNBA biopic.

No, I guess I should be clearer — I found her to be rude at points, not merely cocky. She was kinda mocking one of the interviewers in particular, I think from the AP.

I hope, for your sake, that you never have to meet me in an alley. That woman is a delicate snowflake sent from God to rejuvenate the earth and bring merriment to all. I will not see her besmirched on my internets!