I love her normalcy. I want to belieeeeeeeeve.

You shut your whore mouth about Adele. That woman is a sparkling unicorn-level goddess.

She's cute, but she came across a bit big for her britches in the AP red carpet interviews tonight. Hopefully her 15 minutes aren't going to ruin her.

Rashida Jones is a goddess.

That was my other joke option. :)

Not if I beat you to it.

They're not in the OED. They're in the on-line edition, which is a completely different beast.

What's sad is that this is still an improvement over the rape-joke trend that's been going on in college newspapers for a while.

I take it you're no friend of @DadBoner. Especially to say such a thing on National Margs Day.

You Eagletonian asshole.

+1 dingo

I just bought my nephew a Star Wars set for his birthday, because the only options in the (non-big-box) toy store were Star Wars, Cars, or some show I'd never heard of. He got, like, maybe 40 pieces in the box, all super-specialized, and it cost me almost $30. I can't get over that.

I used to be the biggest SVU fan in the world, but god, I just can't do it anymore. I reached my torture porn saturation point, I guess. Which I suppose is a good thing?

+1 gold medal

+1

You mean, Martin Dugard is going to write a book about the death of Jesus, and Bill O'Reilly's going to slap his name on it with a larger font?

Midlife duckface, "bee-otch," and "nigga."

Don't tell my local NBC affiliate, since they led with "women talk more than men" all day.

Yes. Yes. Ugh. Erin Burnett is nearly as unwatchable as Piers Morgan. I know we all knew this already, but Jeff Zucker is a moron.

I actually think that's a lovely name, so I'll be awful with you!