Since this is fashion we're talking about, I feel like this isn't a stupid question:

Tammy-hater.

I'm a former CT legislative intern who later worked there for three years.

I love JCPenney, even though my label-minded friends always give me shit for it. It's like the only place where I can find tall-length pants that aren't mom jeans. And I can get nice sweaters there for under $30, which is kinda my litmus test for whether I like a store.

In all fairness, though: What makes people think it's just Jezebel that doesn't like her? It's true of pretty much every website I visit.

Pictured: Sandra Bullock auditions for the leading role in a WNBA biopic.

No, I guess I should be clearer — I found her to be rude at points, not merely cocky. She was kinda mocking one of the interviewers in particular, I think from the AP.

I hope, for your sake, that you never have to meet me in an alley. That woman is a delicate snowflake sent from God to rejuvenate the earth and bring merriment to all. I will not see her besmirched on my internets!

I love her normalcy. I want to belieeeeeeeeve.

You shut your whore mouth about Adele. That woman is a sparkling unicorn-level goddess.

She's cute, but she came across a bit big for her britches in the AP red carpet interviews tonight. Hopefully her 15 minutes aren't going to ruin her.

Rashida Jones is a goddess.

That was my other joke option. :)

Not if I beat you to it.

They're not in the OED. They're in the on-line edition, which is a completely different beast.

What's sad is that this is still an improvement over the rape-joke trend that's been going on in college newspapers for a while.

I take it you're no friend of @DadBoner. Especially to say such a thing on National Margs Day.

You Eagletonian asshole.

+1 dingo

I just bought my nephew a Star Wars set for his birthday, because the only options in the (non-big-box) toy store were Star Wars, Cars, or some show I'd never heard of. He got, like, maybe 40 pieces in the box, all super-specialized, and it cost me almost $30. I can't get over that.