I used to be the biggest SVU fan in the world, but god, I just can't do it anymore. I reached my torture porn saturation point, I guess. Which I suppose is a good thing?

+1 gold medal

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You mean, Martin Dugard is going to write a book about the death of Jesus, and Bill O'Reilly's going to slap his name on it with a larger font?

Midlife duckface, "bee-otch," and "nigga."

Don't tell my local NBC affiliate, since they led with "women talk more than men" all day.

Yes. Yes. Ugh. Erin Burnett is nearly as unwatchable as Piers Morgan. I know we all knew this already, but Jeff Zucker is a moron.

I actually think that's a lovely name, so I'll be awful with you!

My brain conjured up a song that I thought was that one, but it turns out it was one by 5ive. Quick, someone pull up an even more obscure reference from that era! I don't want to win this one!

I can't believe you didn't mention the #aaroncarterhornylevel meme, which is what brought him back to his recent level of "relevance."

They both used to be on the local news in Hartford. He seemed like a tool even then. If I remember correctly, he was ex-military and a really short Bostonian, which is always a great combination.

Exquisite.

Gunt-Shaperz Leather Pants, now available at Target.

Your standards are as low as theirs, apparently.

Yeah, no. Try another site.

Jez nap pile! Everyone, join in!

I'll accept that it's coming across that way to you. Apologies; certainly wasn't my intent. I'll have to find a better way to articulate what I'm trying to say and try again some other time. I thought the connection was clear, but oh Internet.

As I said in my original comment, my guess is that there was a special grant/endowment earmarked for those students. I am in absolutely no way complaining that those students got awesome comprehensive health care. I am proud to have gone to a college that is pretty darn famous for its LGBT acceptance and community. …

Good god, no. No, please, you are 100% misinterpreting what I'm saying. Like, could not be farther off. I understand that people get their guards up with these types of articles, but really, go after the "they're not real wimmins" poster instead.

That is my guess. It must have been connected to the scholarship they had for LGBT students and administered separately from the (awful) student health care plan, because I don't see how they could have done it otherwise.