Are you guys really thinking I'm complaining that LGBT students got help? I'm not complaining about that — I'm saying that it was weird that equivalent care wasn't given to everyone on the health plan, so obviously there had to be a special grant or program separate from the health care plan, such as the ones…

I work in higher ed, and while I don't work in health services, my understanding has always been that vision and dental are the exceptions to the rule. Mental health coverage is not always covered as well, though it is much more common than vision and dental.

I understand all of those statistics and the problems facing the LGBT community. But it's still hard for me to understand how non-LGBT students in crisis were denied the help they needed. There are lots of categories other than LGBT that have higher suicide risks. It was just a weird system.

I'm not complaining; I'm contrasting. Difference.

5-year-old? Please say you mean "from five years ago." Ugh.

Red Pegasus? God help me, I can never remember the pattern anymore.

You went to Wellesley but don't realize it's not an Ivy? That's weird.

My "elite" (women's) college's student health plan covered LGBT-specific therapy but not regular therapy. Like, if you went to the health center and said you were going to kill yourself, you got 8 half-hour appointments in the counseling center and that was it. Anything beyond that, you had to go off-campus and you…

Heh, that was my first thought.

Oh, sweet! I run a book review blog and just got an ARC of this trainwreck. Looking forward to reading/demolishing it now.

Nutella. All of the Nutella. BACK OFF MY NUTELLA.

Since Jezebel has deemed Adam Scott its readers' collective boyfriend, is there space for a collective girlfriend? Any Beyonce thighlights?

Moore's also been a guest on that unwatchable Piers Morgan shitstorm a few times, I do believe. At least Sharpton can be entertaining, what with the alliteration and all.

Yeah, they didn't put that in the brochure for some reason.

I was going through the college admissions process not long after they made the change, and they were inundating me and my peers with their brochures, trying to lure us to scenic wherever-the-fuck Michigan with all these summery scenes of kids outside playing beach volleyball and hackeysackin' it up. I guess they…

My favorite comment I've read on-line about this was one from some jackhole whining on Topix that what really makes it racist is that it assumes there aren't any white Jamaicans. Those poor white Jamaicans; they can never get a break in life.

I'm local to this and am already so sick of all the "LOL old ladies having sex" stories in our local coverage. It's like a weird combination of old-shaming and slut-shaming and it's just boring the hell out of me now. Old people have sex and some of them get paid for it. Not news.

"Roger and Me" is a classic, but otherwise, I have no use for the guy. The fact that he's always popping up on cable news now as a Serious Political Commentator worries me.

The only thing I know about this show is that the guy who played Preparation H Raymond and Minty the Candy Cane Who Briefly Fell on the Ground on Conan's shows is the showrunner, and that means it's a-okay with me.

+1 box of Saltines