Well, I died. May I be stuffed? That was an excellent comment. :D

Also, can we stop misusing the word "curvy"? It's a word with positive connotations that has been misappropriated to mean something completely different. In order for someone to be curvy, there has to be a waistline: the curves have to go in, not just out. A series of bulges is not "curvy".

It's sad that most Americans are unhealthy and dying of obesity-related issues such as heart failure/diabetes. And I am sick to death of Jezebel commentators saying "how do you know they aren't healthy?" or "I'm not healthy but I don't mind."

Holy shit. I can't even form any coherent words about this. I just can't. I'm horrified. What the fuck is WRONG with people?

Honestly? Fuck her courage. It's about to get her in a world of shit. Shutting the fuck up and dealing with some tremendous inner bullshit for the next 35 years, which is a miserable fucking option, would have been THE BEST option. Best case scenario puts her in solitary and at the mercy of guards, who from my…

Not to play on stereotypes but HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA WIN THE FIGURE SKATING SHIT WITHOUT ANY GAYS?

Put a blanket over your head and then eat your lunch that way. See how you like it.

If you have a 16-day-old baby, I pretty much give you license to do whatever you need to do. You pushed a tiny, helpless human out of your vagina less than a month ago; that's like wizardry.

As an actual Russian- nope, nope, nope. Not cultural protectorate or balance. Just a bunch of corrupt assholes & skinheads with an outdated, backward beliefs taught to them. Now that is a fact.

"Pillard is going to personally see to it that everyone's gundicks are taken away and the world is henceforth ruled by a softball team of shrieking lesbians with buzz cuts and leg hair."

Thank you all for the nice comments. I am very surprised to have received a positive response after all of the commotion out there on "teh interwebz." While I do see the point of the comments that essentially say that her sign is risque, if it started a debate that helped everyone see the type of protesting that was…

Shut up, Flanders.

At this point I would probably vote for alien-possessed Bob Dole.

And with this stunt, he's basically extended his middle finger to every Texan and ensured we will be riding his punk ass out of Austin on a rail come next year!

If there was still a comment of the day it would be yours.....

Dunno about you guys. One of the best views of a woman is between her legs, looking up at her... Seeing her lay there in bliss is enough to turn me on..

This rant: it is a work of beauty.

Now, I'm no Christian and can't claim to know all that much about it, but, from what I do understand, all of this is the true essence of the Christian attitude. You sir, are a gentleman. I award you 5 'Excellent Human Being' points.

This is a great comment. It manages to both honor your personal beliefs and respect civil rights. I am no longer Christian but I was born Roman Catholic (in Florida, no less) and was once "pro-life" (teenage years). I wish rhetoric like your comment was the basis for discussion of abortion in the Church. It coexists…

Oh my! This is the funniest thing I have read all day. Kudos to you for this. I just can't say anymore other than that.