Just a thought, but maybe it’s HIS drink that got spiked. He realized it after one sip, and while she laughs at his expense, he’s contemplating revenge...that will take the form of a fruitcake and an ugly sweater.

There is no polite or gentle way to say this as someone who grew up with disabilities (ADHD & an Autism Spectrum Disorder) and still deals with the myriad of pains in the ass that came part and parcel with them.

Anyone who wishes they had a disability or some kind of handicap needs mental help, and the people who…

“For me, Miley is the best thing going in music currently, in any genre.”

You must really hate music.

Good. Fucking. Grief.

*sigh* Welp, if anyone needs me, I'll be punching myself in the dick for ever having her homophobic ass in my spank bank.

Because how else will patriarchy be conquered, amirite?

In all seriousness, that's what happens when you spend too much time on Tumblr.

Miss Sarkeesian, did you wander away from Jezebel again? Don't you have some schmucks you should be conning?

So, pantsless sunbathing. Seems like a good idea in theory, but...two words: sunburned vagina.

I think individual bathrooms are a good idea no matter what gender you are. I'm not trying to be a wiseass when I say that there a certain inalienable rights that all people are endowed with by their Creator: life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and to be able to take an unmolested dump without having to worry…

Oh for fuck's sake!

Maybe this will be weird coming from a straight guy, but the administrators at Grayson's school can all go fuck themselves. What's the matter- is it too hard to tell students and faculty to not be dickbags? I'll break out a teeeeeeeeny-tiiiiiiiiiiny violin to play just for them. Fucking jerks.

Serious…

I'm all for this individual bathroom idea. Not only as a matter of safety for our transgendered friends and neighbors, but also because NOBODY deserves to be bothered whilst they're trying to use the bathroom. Seriously, that's messed up.

OH GOD NO. I do not want my girlfriend to get splinters or birth a ventriloquist dummy!

As a Christian, I must be perfectly clear on this matter.

You want to pass up medical care for whatever reason? That's your right. It's damnably stupid, suicidal, medical professionals and sane religious types would agree that it's boneheaded, and I would do my best to talk you out of this jackassery, but it's your…

Let's hope she remembered to follow up with the staking after the funeral...and that she had a poncho.

YIELD BEFORE THE POWER OF HER BEARD! *bows*

Yeah, you know me!

YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

OmniCorp...you mean Omni Consumer Products?

To anyone who's pissed over Nihal being a so-called "white knight"

The douchebag dared someone to come on stage. Don't get mad because somebody took him up on it and took his punk ass to the cleaners.

Nope. That corpulent jerkass crossed a line.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JAMES FRANCO!