Just a thought, but maybe it’s HIS drink that got spiked. He realized it after one sip, and while she laughs at his expense, he’s contemplating revenge...that will take the form of a fruitcake and an ugly sweater.

There is no polite or gentle way to say this as someone who grew up with disabilities (ADHD & an Autism Spectrum Disorder) and still deals with the myriad of pains in the ass that came part and parcel with them.

Anyone who wishes they had a disability or some kind of handicap needs mental help, and the people who…

“For me, Miley is the best thing going in music currently, in any genre.”

You must really hate music.

And for posting that statement, I’m buying you a hundred cool beverages of your choosing. God bless you, you magnificent bastard.

If you can look me in the eye and tell me science-fiction, fantasy, horror, or action movies can’t take you on an emotional journey or lead you to re-evaluate your values or your morality, you are a slobbering fucking idiot who knows jack-shit about storytelling or what makes a good film.

I'm just gonna shrug and say "Fuck it. It's magic. Now where's my Dio album?"

Good. Fucking. Grief.

*sigh* Welp, if anyone needs me, I'll be punching myself in the dick for ever having her homophobic ass in my spank bank.

Because how else will patriarchy be conquered, amirite?

In all seriousness, that's what happens when you spend too much time on Tumblr.

Miss Sarkeesian, did you wander away from Jezebel again? Don't you have some schmucks you should be conning?

Hi, fellow Aspie here. My thoughts on this are as follows:

Never saw any of the Transformer movies. And my brain cells are STILL thanking me for it.

"Warning: These premises patrolled by attack hamster."

Or conspiracy theories from THIS asshole.

So, pantsless sunbathing. Seems like a good idea in theory, but...two words: sunburned vagina.

I think individual bathrooms are a good idea no matter what gender you are. I'm not trying to be a wiseass when I say that there a certain inalienable rights that all people are endowed with by their Creator: life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and to be able to take an unmolested dump without having to worry…

Oh for fuck's sake!

Maybe this will be weird coming from a straight guy, but the administrators at Grayson's school can all go fuck themselves. What's the matter- is it too hard to tell students and faculty to not be dickbags? I'll break out a teeeeeeeeny-tiiiiiiiiiiny violin to play just for them. Fucking jerks.

Serious…

I'm all for this individual bathroom idea. Not only as a matter of safety for our transgendered friends and neighbors, but also because NOBODY deserves to be bothered whilst they're trying to use the bathroom. Seriously, that's messed up.

And thus, we have a challenger to the title of "World's Greatest Brotherfucker."

OH GOD NO. I do not want my girlfriend to get splinters or birth a ventriloquist dummy!

As a Christian, I must be perfectly clear on this matter.

You want to pass up medical care for whatever reason? That's your right. It's damnably stupid, suicidal, medical professionals and sane religious types would agree that it's boneheaded, and I would do my best to talk you out of this jackassery, but it's your…