Or you could just cut to the chase and follow Jennifer Lawrence's example.

We're also known as the heavy metal capital of the world.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Screw that! When I tie the knot, I'm keeping fit. My girlfriend (and future wife) deserves nothing but the best!

*books a plane ticket*

Looks like a village in India is about to be full of castrati.

Well...it is kind of appropriate when you consider how the model bears a striking resemblance to the creepiest sociopath in recent memory.

What wouldn't I give for the chance to stare this fat, ugly, and mean-spirited skank in the face and say the following...

"I have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, lady. And my Grampa is fighting tooth and nail with dementia and the pains in the ass that come with it. Through all the shit that has come our way, our faith…

I would like to ask this of Brandi Glanville...

What the country fried Christ crackers is wrong with you, woman?!

Ah, Killeen. There are few places more depressing to drive through.

Clearly the jungle was not kind to Axl.

Well...you mentioned JC...maybe He's taking Bieber away. Far, far away.

No more Bieber??

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

That right there is cool. You give that guy a fist bump and a cold Dr. Pepper for me.

This Christian will in a heartbeat. Because nobody deserves to miss Eid al-Fitr.

This Christian didn't seem to mind. Just sayin'.

I'm a Christian myself. And frankly...homophobia is something that Christians like Robertson need to drop. It's lame, ignorant, and- in my estimation- antithetical to the what Jesus was about. When He said "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself" he didn't put caveats on it. And Fred Rogers exemplified this love in…

Beatniks?! What the fuck is his beef with Jack Kerouac?

Case in point.

Sounds to me like this guy really needs to spend time studying the work of a Christian who knew what the religion was really all about. He may not be with us anymore, but I think we can all agree he could've set Robertson straight on a few things...you know, like love and tolerance.

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus."

Um...not to put too fine a point on it, but he is aware that women also have anuses, right? I'm just sayin'. Dude shouldn't knock the chocolate starfish until he tries it.

Assholes and bigots who couldn't cope with the fact that they secretly long to be power-bottoms.