L. Ron Hubbard a member of a Satanic cult?

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Clearly the jungle was not kind to Axl.

There's no denying it. Hollywood. Fucking. HATES US ALL.

"If you wondered if executives were stupid enough to pull these moves today, yes, yes they are."

Well, somebody has to pay for all the cocaine and hookers.

Just remember this when you're having a rough day.

You can be a royal fuck up. You can suck at every single pursuit in the whole of God's creation. You can be a total asshole. You could set out to make scrambled eggs in the morning and somehow contract syphilis...

...but at least you will never be responsible for "A…

Well...you mentioned JC...maybe He's taking Bieber away. Far, far away.

No more Bieber??

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!

That right there is cool. You give that guy a fist bump and a cold Dr. Pepper for me.

This Christian will in a heartbeat. Because nobody deserves to miss Eid al-Fitr.

This Christian didn't seem to mind. Just sayin'.

I'm a Christian myself. And frankly...homophobia is something that Christians like Robertson need to drop. It's lame, ignorant, and- in my estimation- antithetical to the what Jesus was about. When He said "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself" he didn't put caveats on it. And Fred Rogers exemplified this love in…

Beatniks?! What the fuck is his beef with Jack Kerouac?

Case in point.

Sounds to me like this guy really needs to spend time studying the work of a Christian who knew what the religion was really all about. He may not be with us anymore, but I think we can all agree he could've set Robertson straight on a few things...you know, like love and tolerance.

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus."

Um...not to put too fine a point on it, but he is aware that women also have anuses, right? I'm just sayin'. Dude shouldn't knock the chocolate starfish until he tries it.

Assholes and bigots who couldn't cope with the fact that they secretly long to be power-bottoms.

I would think that we could all do our part by just not buying crap like that. I've got nothing against women doing racy things mind you, but...it seems to me that if we really want to oppose sexism in marketing and such, we could- for starters- simply not throw our money away on the same old tired sexist crap. Don't…

And to add insult to injury in this situation, I'll bet they left the Rob Liefeld calendars behind. Bastards.

The Bruce Lee calendars are still there though? Right? Please tell me the Bruce Lee calendars are still there. My girlfriend needs her pictures of badass!

I knew there was a reason that looking at Lisa Frank stuff as a kid made me sad.