*stops to consider the ramifications*

So my choices are keep my girlfriend happy and risk throat cancer or stay healthy and leave her unsatisfied.

If it means putting a smile on her face, then cancer is a small price to pay and it'll be TOTALLY WORTH IT!

Merida is an awesome character and a much-needed change in the stereotypical Disney princess image. She's clever, capable, self-reliant, and courageous- a role model for girls and young women everywhere. This redesign is not only stupid, it's pointless. But I guess that doesn't matter when the House of Mouse needs to…

Simon Cowell is the LAST person to be talking to anyone about how they look. I mean, what the hell does he use to get that lopsided brillo pad of a haircut, a WEED-WACKER after 10 shots of tequila?!

I ventured in to an Abercrombie & Fitch when I was in high school to see what all the fuss was about. As soon as I caught sight of the price tag, I was firmly convinced of two things:

The rich kids who wear these clothes are fucking stupid, and I would sooner feel the sweet caress of a sledgehammer to the back of my…

"Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that."

Says the man who looks like a chainsaw sculpture made out of wood from the haunted forest in Snow White. I'll see that face in my fucking nightmares.

Let me try this again.

They don't have bipolar disorder.

They're more like a Jekyll and Hyde: "scary and threatening to rain down hellfire on you for a minor mistake" one minute, and nice and bubbly the next. Telling you to not get all upset about offensive "joking and playing around" at the office (I didn't know…

Here's an interesting question:
How does one deal with the Manic-Depressive Boss:?

One moment you're being yelled at and threatened to be fired.

The next, they're trying to make small talk and wonder why you seem so defensive and skittish.

Thoughts, anyone?

I'm curious about these "different traditions" they speak of...

Could it be that they don't want these young people getting together because it would throw a wrench into the southern tradition of inbreeding?

To paraphrase Homer Simpson, hon, a man is a lot like a . . . a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds...they make ice, and . . . um . . . Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a man is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one.…

Oh, fuck this little dumbass.

I remember the dress codes from when I was in school were rather strict about depictions of violence, weaponry, sexuality, drugs, alcohol, tobacco, etc. on clothes.

I knew more than a few kids were got in trouble for wearing Cannibal Corpse & Marilyn Manson t-shirts. And more recently,…

The khakis on Wonder Woman make my soul hurt. ><*

Keep hope alive. Pope Francis I seems on the level.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand this is clearly the attitude of a man who is a total waste of sperm. As an owner of a matching X and Y chromosome set, I apologize for this total fucknut.

Reading things like this make me despise the fact that I'm male. It disgusts me to know I share a gender with monsters like these rapists. Fucking pigs.

To answer your question the governor makes me feel one or more of the following.

I read this and all I thought was it's time for my friends and I to get together, and troll these bastards.

"The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack..."

Ah, good old Willie Nelson. He makes me proud to be a native Texan.

And yet I'll wager these same crackpots who think they're so 'pro-life' will support cuts to Head-Start, Medicaid, public education, etc. and vigorously oppose youngsters getting sex education.

Good grief. Can we just put this lunatic in a poorly constructed boat and set it adrift already? Preferably in shark infested waters?