Rollins, you magnificent bastard. *snaps a salute*

Yeesh. What crawled up her ass and died?

Once again, on behalf of the people of Texas, I apologize for the dumbassery of our elected officials...especially this zombie-eyed fuckwit.

BULLSHIT!

Oh, for fuck's sake. Let the woman fight. Who gives a damn what genitals she was born with so long as she can hold her own in the ring (or octagon)?

What is at the heart of feminism if not the right for a woman to make her own choices? Hugs accepted, and I'll be bringing cookies.

I assure you, I'M JUST KIDDING.

I never said their logic made a damn lick of sense...

Are the guys who go on this site really that dumb?

I assure you, us non-douchebag males DO exist. We're just a bit hard to find.

I assure you, I was just kidding. I make no bones about the fact that I'm a bit of a weirdo, but I haven't totally lost my marbles...at worst, I just have a warped sense of humor.

Who said they would be lying? They could just have a poor grasp of social boundaries.

How about "All the straight women on OkCupid are batshit crazy, so I came here to see if I could meet new friends"?

And thus, Zach Nold died a lonely and bitter virgin. The rest of the world lived happily ever after. The end.

Knowing Bill O'Reilly, it's gonna be Supply-Side Jesus.

What a shame. I actually worked on Friday Night Lights for a few episodes and got to meet him. Easily one of the nicest, most down-to-earth guys I've ever met and a true gentlemen who was a pleasure to work and hang out with.

Here's to you, you wonderful mensch. ^_^

It's weird...everytime I listen to such nonsense coming from the mouth of the likes of James Lankford, all I hear is this.

You know...it's times like this I really have to hand it to the President and the First Lady. Because they have more self-control than I could ever aspire to possess. They knew there would be some people acting like jagoffs for one reason or another, but this right here is the lowest form of scumfuckery I've ever seen…

I'm a straight Christian dude. And I go to gay clubs.