Here's hoping he goes to The Dr. Drew Center for Punks who Don't Dress Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

I think I figured it out: if you are drunk and/or high all the time while wearing heavy gold chains, you'd be slouching like that too! Jeez, I really should give the guy a break!

I am always curious as to why he is hunched over whenever he is walking (and driving, apparently). He walks like he has scoliosis.

Maybe he will work through that as well

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like if a black male his age were caught speeding while drunk AND high, then proceeded to curse at the police officer arresting him. The scenario does not end well.

Just wait till next month. OMG.

I love how these yahoos like to pull Rev. King out of their pocket even though they are the very ones who would have called him a nigger, a terrorist or Martin Luther Koon back in his day. This country has done this man a damn disservice. First they kill him and then they water down his memory so much that all most…

Hmmmm. Jan 20th. Jan 20th. What's the proper way to celebrate the anniversary of not her being sworn in as Vice President?

Post-partum depression is a mental health issue. She's the victim here, even if both the doctor and her own family have her convinced that she's partly to blame.

Just because it _looks_ consensual, doesn't mean it is. She wasn't in any position to consent, because she really was not well mentally due to her…

Here's how I see it: Jill's behavior is not my business. I have no right to judge it. It's her personal life.
The doctor's behavior, however, is everyone's business and everyone should judge it, because it's his professional life, not his personal. If he was acting this way towards women who were not his patients, we…

They have a FOX liberal which is somewhat akin to claiming you have a girlfriend and sticking a wig on your dog.

America! Sort your shit out!

I tried to read the op ed excerpts in a Swedish Chef voice but it just made me sadder.

And pregnancy can't hold a candle to the effort needed once they pop out. Experience has taught me that this is not for the faint hearted, the sleep deprivation in the first year alone aged me more than 15 years in a high stress career.

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

Right. Let's not help empower these families and work to rid global poverty so that they can raise their own kids. Let's just give them them to white people so they can be stripped of their language, culture, heritage, history, and learn in a western notions of whiteness how his blackness is inferior but WE ARE GOD'S…

That poor, rich baby. I hope he can grow up without a complex, but considering that they've already named him "dark one" I sincerely doubt it.

I am nervous for some kind of bizarre pop culture holy war. Does no one see the irony of fighting religious persecution via your fav reality TV shows and fast food outlets? Shit is getting creepy y'all.

When my husband and I started dating his parents got us a Christian book called "Saving Your Marriage Before it Starts." And it included workbooks! We sometimes would get drunk and do the workbooks, they were hilarious. The best part was the last chapter of the book recommended praying before having sex. (I assume…

I got... this calendar: