Totally this! I thought my parents would help me out and support me like they did my brother when he had a baby. They used to take my nephew all the time whilst my brother and his wife went away for weekends and at night. This then continued at school where my nephew got picked up every day by my Dad.

I'm vicariously embarrassed for Ansel Elgort a decade into the future stumbling across these interviews. It must be like finding your middle school live journals but 1000x worse. "WHY DID REPORTERS ASK ME THINGS LIKE ANYTHING I SAID AT 21 MATTERED?!? WHY DID THEY GIVE MY BABY-PERSON SELF A PLATFORM?!?"

George Gershwin didn't have help writing "Rhapsody in Blue." So, I really don't like it when people call me a DJ.

You know, I do a lot of different things—I make music, paint miniatures,

I've never really understood why attempted murder and completed murder are treated differently. He's kind of just lucky that she didn't die. It's like "oh, you really sucked at that murdering thing. We'll knock off half your sentence for not getting it right." All the same intent and actions. It's just odd. Punishing…

"I think she likes sex already."

Before even reading the article, this heading is everything. Erin, you're my inner goddess. *Bites lip*

My mom took me to a Gloria Steinem presentation when I was six days old. I've always assumed that's why I turned out the way I did: Awesome!

I did this with my son, who is now 26 and is an avowed feminist. He's just the most awesome person. He tells me all about what dudes say when there aren't any women around; he lets them talk and talk and then goes in for the take-down.

I also have a Manchurian Baby.

See, that feminist was doing it wrong. Personally, I'm excited to have my own personal white man that I can corrupt with all my social justice warrior evil. Baby sleeper agent!

Also, "50 Shades of Bey" also has a nice ring to it.

I envy your countries gun laws & common sense.

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

so only a rich man on a mission can ...

I have lots of complicated feelings about Michael Bloomberg, but thank God he's on this gun crusade. The Congress effectively forbids the ATF, CDC, the FTC nor any university to compile data and conduct research about guns, so only a rich man on a mission can provide evidenced-based research about the public health…

Damn it, have some decency! Lactating Scalia et al? Do you have any idea the vile image that has conjured up in my head? Pretty sure there will be nightmares tonight.

So thaaaat's what Bruno Mars is singing about.

I've been squeezing for ten minutes now. Nothing (except a bruise.)

This might be besides the point, but HOW COULD THEY NOT CHOOSE BEYONCE???