I need to get one of my toddlers this stuff! The other day he ate his lunch and there were bits of it all over his tray, I turned my back to clean up his brother and when I turned back, he had taken off his bib and was using it to wipe his tray clean (and by doing so, pushed all the bits onto the floor but it was the…

This is going to come off the wrong way but... a man with eyes this crazy needs to be set on fire. Him and his hopes of children with distended bellies.

Funny how nobody demands of men the shit they demand of women. You act like women have not been savaged by black and white men alike in their chummy view that women lie about rape.

Black male attempts to mount white girl in front of room full of children, as First Lady fondles his leather harness!

Actually trying to prosecute men for crimes disproportionately committed against women = biased the process

RE Drake's date with Zoe Kravitz:

Ok, it's not like there aren't women involved in the show. In fact, I bet if the frame were just a little bit larger, you'd see plenty women behind the craft service table making sandwiches.

I'm multi-ethnic, married to a woman whose ethnicity is very different from mine.

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

It should be noted that I wrote this piece as I sat one row behind Madeleine Albright on a train from NYC to DC today so I was especially inspired.

"The job is good with medical benefits but not with the paycheck," she said. "I'm always in the hole with bills. If I pay the rent I'm sacrificing the light, if I pay the light bill I'm sacrificing the gas bill. It's always something."

And yet, even when approached with this fact, people will still scream bloody…

He's like if Reddit was a person.

Killing blacks and terrorizing a bitch who wants a divorce? They'll probably canonize the motherfucker.

You seem really really really really invested in the idea that everything about how we perceive women has to do with reproduction. I agree that it is a huge part of how life works and how we interact with eachother in the world. BUT it is not the only reason we as humans do something. It is on factor out of many. You…

This is big government, socialistic meddling from Barack HUSSEIN Obama at its finest! Whatever happened to personal responsibility?

My PhD advisor was (and still is) famous for sexually harassing female students. I'm not that old, so this didn't happen long ago.

Sigh.

I'm good at pickling things! I don't grow beets, but you do. We could be supportive of each other's priorities and have pickled beets! Together! Now that's a party.

I know, right? The pro-German lobby is so damn vocal these days. It's like, you lost the wars, get over it already. Sheesh.

I am allowed to inspect/extract maybe once a month. Under very specific, pre-shower circumstances. Otherwise I have to stare, my desires unfulfilled...