“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

Whats taking so long to impeach 45? Seriously.

Splash the Zeros

Took me a second and then the realization hits... Good one, star for you!

“But I just COULDN’T vote for Hillary Clinton”

Bobby Riggs wasn’t exactly Adonis, either.

Ted Cruz understood all that?

“left spluttering”...

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

The flashbacks...

All we learned was that the best place to hide is where we get coffee. Seeing as how shitty our coffee is, I can’t argue with the logic of hiding there.

Can we keep an eye on him without having to look directly at him? I don’t want to punish my eyes.

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

D.B. Pooper

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

I am intrigued by your theory, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

HIs mother was visiting?

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?