I give the match about thirty seconds, unless Zuckerberg just wants to toy with him for a while.

You’re normal.

Someone didn’t pick up after their dog?

Why is there not a band named Metallicity?

Now if they could only find a way to quickly get the passengers off the plane without them causing damage and disruption.

True. I submit an alternate candidate for that title...

“Nintendo turned me into an evil, occult Pokémon character.....”

That Randi is gone and this tool is still around is yet another reason 2020 sucks.

I think that the religious texts that survive are the ones with a buffet of contradictory ideas that can be selected from by people who are willing to ignore all the parts that they don’t like. Like P.T. Barnam said, “We’ve got Something for Everyone.”

I’ll see your hash-browns in the sandwich, and raise you Arby’s Spicy Fries (available frozen at your grocer) in your egg-bacon-cheese breakfast burrito.  Just bake the fries as instructed on the package first.

I have whacked a few moles with my shovel.  Now I feel more connected to the universe.   I hope the universe feels the same.

I leaked a little bit when I saw your leaked image.

The penalty is that the originating military has a lot more experience in flying, servicing, and integrating that design into their combined forces.  That counts for something.

“You can pry it from my cold dead gooch.”  just doesn’t seem to have the same gravitas.

Let’s remove your gallbladder and then see how often that happens.

Let’s remove your gallbladder and then see how often that happens.

Yeah, sleep in the cockpit like the real pilots do.

Great.  New destination for terrorists everywhere.

A mouse that looks like swiss cheese? OH, COME ON !

They get to do all the butt-sniffin’.