“Tang and Tang completed the spacewalk, while Jiang remains glued to the hull.”   -- Space Onion.

Just don’t light a match....

I was hoping to hear they were going to start using cheese.

Metal, you say..

Electrocutions? Amputations? I am a big fan of a boss not asking employees to suffer anything that the boss himself is not willing to suffer.

I imagine WD-40 is out of the question.

I give the match about thirty seconds, unless Zuckerberg just wants to toy with him for a while.

You’re normal.

Someone didn’t pick up after their dog?

Why is there not a band named Metallicity?

It’s usually the lithium battery that catches fire, and the USA-made drones are probably still using China-made batteries.  Hobbyists know to keep the batteries in fire-proof bags.  Did the Florida cops not get the memo?

The dirty secret is that it needs LOTS of lubrication.

“revealed” ?

Ah, the terraforming has begun.

“sniff” out.

Would someone explain to me what it was that finally made the mob leave the capital? Was it the arrival of more police, or was it Trump finally telling them to leave? If it was the latter, that only shows that he was the one pulling the strings.

And a different-colored pill?

Nah, clearly it’s just Ted going to Cabo again.  Thinks he can just sneak across the border in a raccoon suit.

Hmmm.  A conundrum.  As a person who believes the people should be able to communicate with the government knowing about it,  I am on Twitter’s side on this.   But as a person who believes in democracy (such as it is)  I would like the insurrectionists held accountable.  Hmmm.