I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

I must have really fucked up, because I’m white and technically Jewish and I’m still not rich yet.

God damn I am gonna miss them. That is some amazing shade from Michelle.

It’s Friday, I’m barely working, and I have the time and the thick skin needed to throw out this statement:

The alt-right aren’t Nazis.

Other religions also don’t make you pay to find out their theology through a series of expensive courses. No other religion withholds its beliefs and only releases them for pay. It’s a business, not a religion.

“Mom, pass the wine, I got Jesus stuck to the roof of my mouth again”

“one man’s beliefs are another man belly laugh.”

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I have a degree in Political Science and Economics. While earning that degree, I interned for a former Chairman of the U.S. House appropriations committee and the Parliamentary Special Secretary for the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Then I earned a law degree. Mapping the contours of executive, legislative, and…

will you agree to be a stop on our underground railroad?

Seriously, I feel like I grossly overestimated the intelligence of voters.

I don’t condone violence but I totally understand the sentiment.

It’s awful, it’s white, and it’s awful white.

Awful white in there.

Personally I would want him to vote and get the hell out as quickly as possible. It’s the same fear that keeps me from walking in to the bank while the Brinks truck is there or gassing up while the gas truck is still pumping.