I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

I watch a ridiculous amount of morning TV. The one you left out, Wendy Williams won the day, looking terrific as Ohuru from Star Treck (seen here with a guest dressed as Medea)

At this point, I am just glad he wasn’t shot.

And then they looked at you like you just lifted an Xwing from a swamp using the force.

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Or just take a look at any of the dozens of appliances you probably have with clocks. ;)

Yup, same here. Oily legs at first, and then painted legs after.

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I find this hilarious. All the controversy and Dylan gives no fucks.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

Read the headline, thought “dollar says it so they can get home after getting snoggered at the pub” - Bingo. Thanks Aussies, I just won a buck...from myself!

Yes! That and he blurted out “She’s going to be another 4 years of Obama!” at one point. Yes please, and thank you!

Hair that avoids heinous people of its own volition is now my new hair goal.

Oh how I want this to keep going. Let’s make this a month of disgusting revelation after revelation. It’ll be terrible for my blood pressure but it will save us all.

From your lips to god’s ears. I can’t take looking at his stupid face anymore.

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

but with those shoes one can do anything