FairWitness
FairWitness
FairWitness

“Excuse me, but your subspace is showing.”

Well, I don’t know about you, but I was just going to call him Squirt.

No naming contest ??? Awww .

We don’t need no Long John Silver’s

Sexy.

We used to think little girls were made of “sugar and spice and everything nice”. Boys were “snips, and snails and puppy dog tails”

Paradise !

Me hungry, me hate enemy. me kill two problems with one club.

Yeah... How come we don’t see any STARS in that picture, huh?

Here you go...

Damn dirty apes.

Shouldn’t they keep the location a secret? Doomsday could come in the form of a fundamentalist cult that might want to erase history.

How about “Circle in the Sand” by Belinda Carlisle.

If my math is right and he patents it and gets a hundredth of a penny as royalty from each of the 31 billion bottles of wine sold each year, he would get 3.1 million a year.

This would explain why he is so disconnected...

Trump will soon need your help intercepting Kim’s missiles...

Don’t they need some tiny baby skulls too, or would that be creepy?