Professor Chaos says, “You’re Hired !!”

I read that fourth paragraph as “billions of years worth of erosion and mountain biking....” 

Best gateway drug ever sold.

Now offer clemency to Snowden if he helps catch these other goons, and then offer the same to these goons for information leading to Trump. It’s the art of the deal, right ?

Don’t manage carbon until you can see the ocean from your front yard in Kansas?

They do. At least, until some Yoko comes along and changes things.

Real heroines don’t need muscles !

I could be wrong, but doesn’t a sea turtle belong..... oh, I don’t know.... maybe in the SEA ???

May this be the last time Hispanics get played...

Thank goodness that we have had some practice with that:

Steak. Steak has never gone to zero either. Buy Steak.

“I refuse to travel with a dead melon.”

Power source or stripper pole..... Either way, don’t let Uncle Fred with his pacemaker go in there.

If I had an egg within an egg, I would need mobius strips of bacon to serve with them.

“You really must try the meatloaf. You really must! “

Trump has a cabinet full of dicks.