FairWitness
FairWitness
FairWitness

Because Musk isn’t interested in the ocean. Except to land his rockets on, of course.

Stardate 2.16.2017: Trump is still a dumbass.

Good one, but my first thought was “The Curse of Having to Dig Large Holes with a Toothbrush”

We went from a basket of deplorables to a cabinet of idiots. This is progress?

A record for the biggest insurance payoff?

“The Tell-Tale Heart” by Edgar Allan Poe

“This will watch over both borders at the same time.”

Go write us a novel.

Better ?

GOP, the party of unintended consequences, alternative facts, and revisionist history.

Oh, dear. The phone might have some science on it. We can’t let THAT into the country.

I get this pop-up ad from CA Technologies that reminds me of Steve-o:

“Fashism” You missed it entirely.

Please DO NOT put Kellyanne in a metal bikini.

And being a nazi is enough disease for anyone.

Are they all turning orange? Fuck.

Compounding is magic. Buy index funds, then sit back and watch them sparkle. Just tell yourself that the red sparkles are just as cool as the green ones. Over time, you will have more green than red.

I was going to blame it on Trump. Climate change didn’t even occur to me.

It’s cans all the way down.