Can someone create a gif that has the bugs from “Braindead” crawling into Spicer’s ear. I think that would be awesome, but I don’t have the skills to do it.

Was it a SPARKLY foam dumpster?

That makes two wieners he is dragging in the dirt.

Sometimes I think the whole “checks and balances” thing might just have been the best idea our founding fathers had.

Turn left at the ark of the covenant, go past the boxes containing our mercy and compassion, and it will be on your right.

Land a Falcon 9 on the white house lawn, Elon. And when they have all scattered, YOU will be in charge.

Can we cut through the b.s. and get to the reality that terrorist threats are just a pretext for Fuhrer Trump and Field Marshall von Bannon to keep “ni**ers” out of their neighborhood? And that they have a really broad definition of “ni**ers” and a really broad definition of “their neighborhood” ?

Need the foam earplugs to keep the cat from waking me.

I do not condone violence in any form. Having said that, it’s awful how tools often become weapons:

Teri Hatcher as “Augmentatron!”

That’s not a wind turbine, THIS is a wind turbine!

We salute you for doing your part.

Big dogs, big rockets, big man of color, doing big science.

...turned up the stereo....gunned it.... guards didn’t stop me.....

Turn around in a circle once, and repeat this phrase:

Bey and Once’

Why can’t Missie Pyle be a Vulcan? Too sexy??

He suddenly remembered that he never listens to anybody.

My sound-off interpretation of what Winona is thinking: