Everybody: Think about pie, and chill.

So make your own carpender, Kate. You obviously want to.

He’s really channeling John Hinkley there.

“Judge reveals Weiner warrant.”

Call it the Tahitian Tickler. Please.

You want finesse, go to Sweden. This is ‘Merica.

Is there a category for “Best Gadgets that Don’t Exist”?

I would like to copy-paste Bowie over Trump, though.

Everybody looks for him. He can’t get much bigger than that.

“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee !”

It looks like they designed the compound to make it really hard for rescue ‘copters to land. We were fortunate Osama was not that smart.

So much Backpfeifengesicht !

tldr; but I think Tilda is the coolest thing since things were invented.

Self-destruct? No ? Idiots.

Is it possible to write a “screamer” app that would make an airpod emit a loud tone so you could find it inside a house or apartment? Or are they not capable of sounds that loud?

The head counselor:

Humor aside, I suspect this poor little guy ended up as a snack for somebody larger, and the tail, being not so tasty, was flung against the tree where sap covered it and preserved it for our wistful gaze.

I have complete trust in anyone who can spell the plural of nemesis.