You’ve never scratched your ass on a tree?

“Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind…

This was the next level, and I don’t want to go there.

I would hope the LEDs would flicker in response to Alexa’s voice.

“The Crack in the Bottom of the World” in theaters Dec 2017

“Captain’s log, stardate 43225.8. The Enterprise has been assigned to a galactic evacuation effort in the Centaurus Cluster......”

Don’t talk about Kanye that way.

I think a lot of people were seduced by Theranos. Hell, I think even Theranos was seduced by Theranos.

Or one of the immigrant workers who built the thing.

“the funk of forty thousand years”

Shouldn’t they be called “movement” lights?

Shouldn’t they be called “movement” lights?

If it went past Titan, and then to Uranus, it could be called the Titan Uranus probe.

This is the only bright spot in the Trump election. It could have been Cruz instead.

Strap him to the hull. It’s what he would have wanted.

Until I am floating on my hoverboard over ordinary concrete, I won’t believe it.

I am looking forward, both to the success of the EM Drive, and to the first pop album to be released by Dr Granade and the Eagleworks.

Schlitterbahn just SOUNDS like a place where you go to die.

Dear Santa,

This is how you keep money flowing into something that is never going to happen.