Giraglia ? Is that near Virginessee or Tenneginia?

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Why is there a promotional photo including a child without seatbelt or headgear? This seems irresponsible to me.

How about “Flying Car Accidently Extinguishes Olympic Flame; Torchbearer Commits Suicide”

Don’t worry, Canada. This is just our devious plan to get Hillary elected AND put a spotlight on misogyny. It will all be over before you can say Moosehead.

Beyondroid

He and Trump are saying all the things that desperate, about-to-lose people say just before they lose.

I suffered from moderate amounts of gas for years. Back in March I had a abscessed tooth and my dentist prescribed a 7-day course of an antibiotic. The pharmacist recommended I take a probiotic along with it, which I did. Apparently the antibiotic can kill off the good bacteria in the intestines, leaving you open…

No thank thee, but thee may funnel me again...

Nice. Now all I need is a sense of balance.

I just like the fact that we have a president who made a list of science fiction books.

Yeah, we don’t want drone guts all over the place.

Somebody looks an awful lot like Lynda Carter.

Somebody must be working on a carbon nanotube helmet that is very skeletal and light and comfortable and cool-looking.

And we are sure it is not a “dump Trump bump”?

Why does that gate entrance sign to Leavenworth look like a ransom note?

So if you can’t blow it, yank it. Sounds right.

Arch-villain of statistical anomalies

Some people are just headlong for a stony end.