Oh, sorry, I thought you said “Hysterical”.

Sounds like a job for crowdfunding if there ever was one.

“young girl with an amputated leg”

Yes. They are called voting booths.

Ten years from now, hearts will break and heads will roll.

That’s her “Please put me in your movie, Mr. Burton !” look.

Usually if I give myself a few weeks to mull over a purchase, I will talk myself out of it. It’s as if just the process of thinking about it satisfies my need for novelty. By then, only if it is something I really need will I go ahead and buy it.

Good for her. We may need to raise an Anti-Xenite army to protect her during her crusade.

This sounds good. A trick I ran across to liven up apple pies is to use the juice and zest of half a lime along with zest/juice of half a lemon on the sliced apples before adding flour/sugar/spices. Your grandma will be all “what the hell did you DO?”

Where do I sign the cunt declaration petition?

BTDT.

It’s close, but the diameter looks sub-optimal, and the contents not as well-constrained as Jason has specified. I think the concept warrants a new fast-food chain. Let’s call them Fast Rollers.

If you buy this type of blade, you should test them immediately. One pair of this type did not work on our van because the blade was too stiff and did not conform to the windshield, leaving a gap in the middle where the blade did not contact the glass.

If you buy this type of blade, you should test them immediately. One pair of this type did not work on our van…

#ladieswithballs #pointsforthinkingbig

Nothing oddly about it.

Nothing oddly about it.

Names for future barges...

Could we see a little less weiner here ?!?!

After seeing the takeoff in PA2SK’s posted video, and seeing that the fuel is in Zapata’s backpack, the whole thing feels more legit. I look forward to seeing this in a James Bond film sometime soon.