I am embarrassed for my species when I think about how this robot is going to be trashed by a gang with baseball bats and tire irons in its first week of operation. And that’s in the GOOD neighborhoods.

Curse you ! You have revealed Iron Man’s only vulnerability !

So.... this means.... GOD.... right ?

Now Adam can hurt his neck AND his arm.

When you have a lot of space to fill, whether radio, video, or social media, eventually some of it is going to be bullshit. I call this the Limbaugh effect.

The “fault that caused the hacking” ? You mean, like the “gun that caused the murder” ?

Re-design. You mean, kind of like how they needed a New Testament to fix the Old Testament? I am seeing a pattern here.

Suction ? So, Canadian hydrants suck? Here in the U.S., ours blow.

“Don’t bayonet me, bro.”

And Round. And full of Sound. OMMMMMMM......

If they really want to sell this, they should make a version that records your heartbeat so your lover can wear it around their neck. A memento of that “special moment”.

Ransomware the suckers and bleed them dry.

They are delaying lunch? They can’t do... oh, wait.

“Alexa, shoot this intruder and call an ambulance.”

I wish they would rename the barge “Affirmative Consent”.

Don’t tell Rick Allen... I wouldn’t want his sound to change.

Caprica had so much potential. The idea that the Cylons got their intellect from a religious, insecure teenage girl was sheer genius. I was so bummed when they cancelled it.

My best coffee maker is the pair of 52-ounce plastic cups I got at Circle-K for 50 cents about 10 years ago, that I use to cold-brew a batch once a week. Hot-brewed is just too bitter for me now.

My best coffee maker is the pair of 52-ounce plastic cups I got at Circle-K for 50 cents about 10 years ago, that I…

Yeah, smack those lithium polymer batteries and watch the fireworks !

This is just wrong. But it does give me the chance to say “Garbage in, Garbage out”