I read that as “whizzing off a boat”. I didn’t think the 80's were THAT free.

It looks like they hired Alice when she was ten feet tall.

HoverVault 2. Saves you a trip.

Last living thought: “Damn, I thought this was lube...”

A whole new season of SpongeBob in the Mexican Navy. Yay.

“Jane, be a doll and push these buttons while I read my newspaper.”

I’m looking forward to the ebay listing for one used robotic arm.

The possibilities ARE endless....

And don’t forget the helmet and pads. I know I would be landing on my elbows a lot.

I have a crack big enough to hide the Hope Diamond. Think it’s in there?

You would think that would be an obvious place to make cold-brewed coffee.

Drizzle drazzle, drizzle drone.

This is why we go to monster truck rallies.

Ancient Proverb: “All skill is in vain when ice builds up on your lockout collet”

Or magnets.

Physicists? We don’t need no stinking physicists ! We have ways of torture-testing the crap out of these “parts”.

Well if you are going to live in Siberia during an ice age, it certainly helps to have giant meat-and-fur factories walking around for the taking. Bag just one, and you feed your tribe for weeks and give them all new fur coats too.

Wait, you mean it’s not just Alice Cooper helping Lenny Kravitz into a taxi?