“I approve this message.”

Totally worth it.

“Bring me a dummy so we can test this thing !”

Lone screw leaves lone eye. Just do it.

Can we please find the gene that makes techno-geeks turn into social messiahs and CRISPR it out of our genome?

Yeah, why put the E-Coli on the outside of the fridge when you can smear it somewhere INSIDE the fridge.

If they do re-use this one, they really should NOT re-paint it.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Delayed gratification is a lesson everyone should learn. It will serve you well in life.

“no Jedi-like results” Kinda sums up the whole supplement industry.

“Yeah, we got a meth lab in here, too. You wanna see it? ”

Here ya go....

Looking desperately for animated gif of Monty Python cow catapult scene...... FAIL.

Don’t they spell it Eh’er ?

Here ya’ go... They’re called mud skippers. Look ‘em up.

Hello, Bomb ?

Ketchup vs. mustard on hot dogs is worth an interstellar war all by itself.

This is killing me. One guy whose name sounds like what my intestines do all day, fighting with a guy named Fugger. “And Fugger had help.” “.. in the end the Fuggers won” And anyone with syphilis was truly fugged.

Is this why we join insane cults and blow shit up? I’m just sayin’...

I never cared for fantasy, but Anthony’s SF novel “Macroscope” is one of my favorites. I am glad you discovered reality, Rob. Isn’t it funny how reading SF/fantasy can make you look at religious texts and realize ‘Hey, somebody just made that shit up.!” ?