Also, every time I’m in an airport, I have the same inner monologue: “OH I GUESS I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO STOP AT A PROPER RESTAURANT, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GET MCDONALDS”

You have a right to say what you want AND you have a right to be punished for it by private parties. I lost a job for saying Hobby Lobby was run by bigots because my bosses were, apparently, super righty bigots (when I found this out it made losing the job not that bad). I executed my free speech and payed for it.…

Yep. You don't jump to the conclusion of "That clearly underaged girl is a SLUT!" without first thinking "I would like to put my penis into that underaged girl" and then "what label shall I use on her to make it within my realm of possibility?".

Nothing is scarier to a white man-baby than a successful black woman.

But post-racial 'Murica because Obama!

That's some straight up DAD shit.

I know...this takes me back to my youth. I'm 43 and I was a kid when these guys were making their mark on the musical landscape. I think I'll go home tonight, put on those old Bugle Boys jeans, roll up the tapered cuffs, and go hang out at the mall. That'll embarrass my kids and provide a teachable moment about…

It took me three looks to realize that Billy Idol was supposed to be Thor, not Beta Ray Bill.

I have to constantly tell my kids ' will you guys PLEASE stop playing vegan mogul and get on the X-Box?"

CEOs of vegan companies especially. My nieces have all the trading cards.

"When I go down the street," Mills said, "It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

I feel like we hear a lot about teaching kids to be safe on the internet, but not really teach them how to behave on the internet. PSA: You don't say sexually charged things (even if you think you're doing so jokingly) to folks you just don't know, man. Just don't. It makes you the virtual-equivalent of that…

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

Hahaha. How many millions EA lost. Mirror's Edge was profitable. The great disappointment of Mirror's Edge was that it wasn't as profitable as they were anticipating it to be. It still made money.

Also, there's the issue of the self-fulfilling prophecy of these sorts of games. Game execs don't expect them to do well,…

He was vastly outpacing me at first, which scared me even more. But yeah, I guess the people with functioning frontal lobes have shown up.

Technology is the great unifier, and women's voices won't be silenced by guys who've never gotten laid. Change is painful though :)

People somehow hate change and criticism, even though every successive generation of new consoles is accompanied by nonstop criticism and complaining, and lamentation that the games are basically the same and not enough has changed.

How dare he report on an event relevant to this site's topic. HOW DARE HE?