I know! Imagine how much better Destiny would be with THAT!

2000+ Grimoire cards would seem to contradict that. Implementing and executing on that story/mythos however is something else entirely.

Smash has more of a story than destiny, hell Kristen Stewart has more facial expressions than destiny.

My thoughts exactly. It should be pretty apparent by now that they didn't put that level of work into the story or mythos.

Not a complaint per say haha just genuine curiosity. This article has more story than destiny ever has lol :)

"I would like to see a sphere and a cube duke it out for the fate of the universe."

Well, the Darkness is suppose to be the enemy of the Traveler.

I'm pretty sure even Bungie themselves don't know what the Darkness is...

"isn't childbirth just physical punishment for a woman experiencing sexual pleasure?"

Have you seen the Republican voter base?

Excellent write-up about a wonderfully unexplainable game. The amount of hate it gets is enormous, the amount it is played is absurd, and sometimes there are people in both of those camps simultaneously.

You've done a wonderful job pointing out the flaws and the wonderful bits in the game, so I won't retread on that…

The wife and I thank you for the lol's this fine morning!

It won't be $20. Probably another $60 "game" (notice it has a case unlike the rest of the DLC).

No Bayonetta 2? Really?

I find it hilarious that you blast her for printing up a pamphlet "with errors in it", when you made an error yourself that should not be made by anyone who passed the second grade.

Computers will become self aware before Iggy Azalea does

Yo dawg i heard you like grinding so I made you grind to level your gun so you can grind to level another gun.

lmfao

Tuna hotdish? Oh, no... North Korea's kidnapped a bunch of Minnesota Lutheran church ladies!