Jajackasses.

Unfortunately, it still looks like an early FnF movie barfed a shitty body kit all over it.

When your driving is SO bad that people make multiple Facebook groups to keep away from you.

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

Wow!. I hope he’s ok. Usually you see unintelligible grammar like that either right before or after a severe crack stroke.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

Can I add more facts to the marketing literature to be flipped through by billionaire’s car buying assistant?

The best part of this video is not their interaction. She is annoying AF. There a lot of female car enthusiasts and a lot of good car wives. This one is chirpy and insipid. But given that he’s rich and young, and her chirpy “HONEEEY!” and slight accent, she was arm candy. I wonder if he still owned the car when she…

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

But the Touareg had a V10 TDI

But people who come from a life of owning American and Japanese lifted hatchbacks they don’t care. They wouldn’t know what a lovely riding car or truly premium feel was if it bit them in the ass.

Volkswagen will need a sales strategy that goes beyond relying on “German engineering” and a “premium feel.”

So you’re saying a smart person said this?

Money fell out of the sky from his daddy’s inheritance. Forbes once calculated that if Trump had invested his inheritance in index funds in the stock market in the ‘80s and sat on his hands he would be worth approximately $20 billion today in wealth.

The answer to any question that begins with “is Trump smart enough” is no.

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

My name is Charles Darwin, and i approved this message.

Is it just me or is the most perplexing part of this whole affair that there is a company that is known for making special wheels for watercooled Volkswagens when the method of engine cooling has literally nothing to do with the wheels?