...Scheisse.

Just say no to chrome rims...america

#TheFlappening

You are high. Do you remember when the MKIV Jetta came out? It was the car, along with the New Beetle, that saved VW in the US. The design was fresh, simple, clean and modern. The interior design and materials set a new bar for a small car. Many competitors tried to copy, and frankly I miss the days when car…

I still maintain it was one of the best looking compact sedans ever built.

Boring? Beautiful. Simple, and elegant. I still love that generation of Jetta whenever I see one on the road. Sadly there aren’t many left running.

I want a GTI wagon :(

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

I can’t think of a better reply than this:

Repeat after me: the left lane is NOT the “fast lane” it is the passing lane. It is for passing, not for cruising, regardless of your speed.

Ugh, that’s the worst you can do. Be in the lane where you go with the same speed as everyone else. If someone is behind you trying to go faster, let them go, you are safer, he is safer... everyone is safer.

I don’t get why this is so hard for people to understand. I drive FAST always but have no problem letting someone FASTER go ahead of me. It boggles my mind.

I may not be the asshole that my city deserves, but I am definitely the asshole my city needs by not letting the other asshole in at the last moment since me and my other brethren have been sitting in the correct lane for multiple signal changes.

Here is a quick, free lesson about insults in the English language:

Dear European on Jalopnik - kindly fuck off and stop equating one American’s opinion with the rest of us, especially when it results in you calling us stupid. Can you? Please?

I’m sure you wouldn’t like us doing that to you.

question: if you need a Ford GT to get a new Ford GT does selling your existing Ford GT in order to pay for your new Ford GT after you get the letter saying you can buy the new Ford GT revoke your ability to purchase the new Ford GT since you are no longer in possession of the old Ford GT when you take delivery of the…

Thankfully I have a transmission that nobody built after the year 1993 knows how to drive.

Good thing I got extra theft protection with mine!

...In related news - turns out EVERY (normal) vehicle ever sold can be unlocked easily for under $10.

For a company that pays so much attention to detail, it’s ridiculous that this 710 cap is upside down.