It's actually pretty Jewish, too. And pretty normal - not a lot of women like the one in this photo roaming around the shopping centers of Potomac. And Potomac is practically in DC. So, just more b.s.

I agree. Sorry, but wife sounds like “that” customer who is always looking for comps. Tomato guts make me cringe, but if I mistakenly get one of those awful things in my food, I just remove it.

Avocado ice cream sounds delicious.

Well, I don’t know, she’s just waitressing in a restaurant.

I agree that it should definitely be the responsibility of a server making less than $3 per hour to ensure that two adults don’t do anything ridiculously stupid after drinking too much at a restaurant.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Tell us more about your bacon fantasies.

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It’s drives me fucking crazy when people a) don’t understand words and then b) leap to the wrong conclusions based on their misunderstanding. The way the OP obviously equated “idiosyncratic” with “idiot” was painful to read.

POTATO

Seriously, how the hell is no one going to prison?

The only people who will know about this are the employers and the employees. Many employees are going to be in at least one of several situations that make it difficult to report. First, they need the job, no matter how shit the pay is and how much they are being exploited, and so they won’t challenge the employer or…

When I get those almost frozen, individually wrapped butter pats, I hold them in my cupped hands for 20-30 seconds and it makes them easier to spread.

I don’t understand people needing chilled to almost frozen butter. I get WHY it’s often served that way, but I’ve seen some people get upset when the butter isn’t at a temperature that will mean their roll or bread will be destroyed by the time they are ready to eat it.

I think it is less about the fart and more about the theatrics surrounding the fart.

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”

I saw her lift herself out of her chair and audibly fart. She farted. In a restaurant.