Everybody knows that the only way to get a black man on stage at the Oscar’s is to make him the host of the show.

RIGHT? Like don’t you think the other protesters would be like “hey man, so we already look pretty bad, but you push us over the edge. plz donate and pray for us, but maybe don’t show your face at events, k? god’s blessings.”

I was angry before I even clicked thru to the article. Then I read this

and it’s almost winter!

Then it would’ve read “well, golly gee whillikers, guys, I just think that maybe the Cubs would’ve had a better shot if they’d been a little more humble, and by the way, A.I. was a great movie according to the Alien Terrible Opinion Leech that lives in my brain.”

Yes

I think you were looking for this gem.

I LOVE these Ask A Lawyer things because they’re the most lawyerly thing ever: Lots of words, doesn’t answer the question.

This is incomplete advice. The answer to the question “Can I be sued,” is always yes, no matter what the facts or circumstances are. You can be sued by any jackass willing to shell out a couple hundred bucks for a filing fee. Just because you may not be held liable has no impact on whether or not you can be dragged…

Can’t wait to see the new remake of The Sandlot. I hear it’s now gonna be a courtroom drama.

That’s not the jacket I want

Moncler Maya?

This is going to be like when everybody wanted that jacket Ryan Gosling wears in Drive, except they aren’t ridiculously handsome like Gosling is and ended up looking like this:

its been queued.

I have a 14 y.o. Black & Puerto Rican son, who’s right on the edge of manhood. He’s tall for his age, and easily mistaken for someone a couple years older.

I see it all the time and something scares me off. I'll dive in

This is everything...

I would pay good money to watch someone try to put a thundershirt on a cat.

Last report I saw Sade was in a foster home pending the determination of whether this diseased rhinoceros cock would petition to get her back. The worst part was he initially claimed it wasn't even his dog. The guy is a deranged twat if there ever was one.

Sounds like someone's kicked a puppy or two in their day as well.