Dude throws a nice ball in a totally isolated situation in a temperature controlled studio. Maybe he should sign on as a backup for Romo.

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

Nice throw!

He was just so damn happy to be there, like he’s a retired dude with nothing else to do and just wandered by.

What’s it like being “that guy”?

I seriously wonder how that photo was staged and printed without someone saying, “Hey, wait... doesn’t this kinda really draw attention to the massive boys club that is late night TV?”

Maybe Curt just finds the idea of a profit inherently funny.

So, Cecil the lion did Benghazi?

You have it backwards, shower *then* bath. That way you’re already clean before you soak.

Also, you can totally change your mind if the situation actually occurs. Its not like you’re signing a contract with your cousin and then the courts would be all, “Well, its in the will, so now you HAVE to take them.” You’d maybe look like a jerk for backing out of taking care of Joshua, Jazzmine, Jon with no H,…

I love baths. I am a man. I AM THE DEVIL!

Even fridge space gets co-opted. You will never buy a cold 30-pack at the store again, or else you will get The Look.

What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

Drew, thank you for giving the correct answer to the pitching the 9th with a 10 run lead question, but for the love of God can we please institute a moratorium on these inane hypothetical “how would I do against a pro athlete if given (insert artificial advantage here)?” When will people learn that pro athletes are…

i knew lots of men just think baths are girly but, wow, i had no idea you guys had such strong (and detailed) feels about the matter

I’d love to see mashed avocado guacamole guy’s recipe for tomato sauce:

Wow. I got booted to the greys? Are you kidding me? Okay guys, don’t ever jokingly call Jezebel a “Kardashian site” instead of a “Rihanna site” because these writers take that shit seriously.

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”

She is way too fucking good for TBS. Congrats, TBS.