When I was in high school, my friends and I decided to roll (toilet paper) one of the wealthier neighborhoods in Brentwood, TN (suburb of Nashville). We find one house with some decent trees and commence the task at hand. After finishing our first 12-pack of rolls, the owner flings open the door and immediately…

People! Charge your batteries. These low battery signals are making me edgy.

As a very recent Vanderbilt grad and fan — I can tell you with 100% certainty this book is nothing more than a subpar basketball player's attempt at relevance. He was actually convinced he was going to the NBA. His backup plan is to be the Kim Kardashian of college hoops. I wouldn't take an ounce of this as truth.

I went to Vandy for law school, and took classes with David Williams (he's a former tax lawyer, of all things, and an adjunct at the law school) and this is the kind of shit that David Williams would fire people for.

I don't see how someone asking you not to write a Tucker Max-esque book is doing anything other than looking out for your best long term interests.

Vandy grad and fan here, too. I agree, out with Stallings.

Yeah, I don't give a shit about the book. I just dislike Kevin Stallings.

As someone who just found out you're a Vandy fan 30 minutes ago, ironically this is the same thing I thought. I couldn't care less what's in the book, I just hope Stallings is finally gone.

Former Kentucky basketball players are soliciting funds to publish a tell-all coloring book.

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

And that, children, was the only time a referee has ever made a bad call at the Bell Centre.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

If you told me ten years ago that Marvel would be hyping movies for the Black Panther and the Guardians of the Galaxy while pretending the X-Men don't exist in all of their merchandising and canceling the Fantastic Four comic, I would have called you a goddamned lunatic.

Olbermann is far more eloquent and careful with his language. Perhaps more importantly, ESPN knows that if they tried to suspend him over his work he would quite the very next day; Simmons isn't that brave yet.

For all its talk of being big tough manly men from Mantown, the NFL is WAY more thin-skinned than the NBA. The NBA laughs that shit off. There's a reason Adam Silver is now far and away the most competent sports commissioner in the US.

How weird. Bill Simmons routinely questions the integrity of an ESPN partner. How often has he accused the NBA of rigging the draft lottery? I mean, he probably makes 50 references to the NBA rigging the lottery per year. That's a direct assault on the integrity of that league with no evidence whatsoever. …

Is Bill Simmons that guy you thought was a pussy, but when someone is about to nail you in a bar fight, Simmons hits him over the head with a pool cue?

Simmons gave a minor critique of his employer, and maybe went slightly beyond the bounds of what can be reported with 100% certainty in line with "journalistic standards", and he gets suspended for 3 weeks.