The crab stealing QB plays for Florida State not Florida.

Wow, that is mind blowing.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

I just want to write dude, not dismiss bloody rape gif trolls every day. It is the worst part of our jobs to hear from commenters that they can't discuss, say, a teen girl being great at Little League without some person boasting a burner account using the collective comment thread as a chance to harass people.

It honestly breaks my heart a little bit that this post even needs to exist — but the manner in which this has been handled (or not handled, really) by HQ is pathetic. Not reporting on it feels hypocritical, so here we are.

For what it's worth, I want to apologize to our readers who are forced to interact with these violent gifs regularly. The point of Kinja is to create a better platform for discussion and those discussions CANNOT happen when you're inundated by such traumatizing material. It's this person's goal to shutdown…

What bothers me about this is that we don't record IP addresses so as to protect these burner accounts for people who might want to tip us anonymously about a story. So the company is seemingly placing a priority on making these hypothetical tipsters feel safe over the safety of the actual real live women who write…

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

I could deal with the losing. As a sports fan, losing is part of the bargain. So if the Skins stunk, and the owner was a guy like Abe Pollin, a genuinely nice old man who just wasn't up to the task of managing a winning basketball team for the last couple decades of his life, I could manage. But Snyder is such a…

John Riggins was fairly critical of Dan Snyder early on ("It's like the franchise has been taken hostage by someone who has the mind-set of a child."), so Snyder bought the radio station and cancelled Riggins show, at which point Riggins was really critical of him (calling him a "bad guy" whose "heart is dark" and…

...his reputation locally is now nearly as bad as his national rep."

There's more that's relevant about the Susan G. Komen Foundation:

Don't get started on Komen. What a hack of an organization. How does an organization that includes "for the Cure" in its name get away with putting only 20% of its funds toward research.

Honestly...yes. That's exactly what they think, or at least I'm guessing it is what they think.

The NFL is concerned with only two things, the NFL and preserving their revenue streams at all cost. How they dick kicked this punishment is beyond me, did they really think people were going to to think "ray smacks the shit out of his lady and let's see suspended two games, yeah that's punishment enough, let's call…

More like Freddy Adieu, amirite?

Screw it. You can do it at my place.

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