I'm with you on that one. I bet Hawking never had any intention of signing that declaration. Coz you know, philosophy is dead and aliens are evil...

No it only makes Hawking look the fool. He's using faulty inductive logic when he reached conclusions about the behaviour of aliens he's never met. That alien thing and saying philosophy is dead has made me think of him as a bit of a Mozart. A genius in his own field, but he should stfu when it comes to just about…

Oh I'm so keeping this one.

Agreed. +1 for taking the high road at every turn here. You're like the best person ever. I wish I could be like you.

Changing prisons from "for-profit" to something else wouldn't change the conviction rates for minorities or prosecution of frivolous offenses or misdemeanor offenses as felonies.

Hey everybody! HumanAbyss gets it.

You said "embiggen".
You're now my favourite journalist of all time.

This whole "games-would've-been-cheaper" bullshit has got to stop. No one in their right mind would ever doubt this particular corporations desire to maximize profits rather than minimizing them. Or have you all gone mad? Or ignorant? Or both perhaps?

Lemme break it down for you:

Try as you might, american media, to peddle this surveillance state bullshit on the world. I will not have kinect staring into my living room at all times. And since I shouldn't have to cover the damn thing up or disconnect it when not in use, I'm bying a PS4 instead.

Thank you great one for spreading the glorious sport of Segway Jousting. Various youtube clips made me lol really, really hard.

Oh brother, this pic is pure gold! Thanks for sharing.

I like how you ended that rant with an ad Hominem. Like just for kicks. Brilliant.

Raggare will show you a good time, as long as you're white.

Ubisoft should've known better. You don't feed the trolls bro.

Dear Monsanto employee of the year Ms Meagan Hatcher-Mays, I thank you for a very professional propaganda piece bought and payed for by the Monsanto corporation.

The journalist is never wrong.

This is a "feminist"/vaguely gender conscious tabloid, what else did you expect?

Ha! Well spotted. Ring the coppers!

Ha, you ladies have a knack for point 4. Also 12, kinda cute, and 20, which i don't mind since i reciprocate with great joy.